Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE. David must have done this on purpose….
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It angers me to see people on facebook and the news exploit other peoples sufferings. Yes, what happened today was a terrible thing. But you dont have to post pictures of other people’s misfortunes all over the place. What if you were one of those people and suddenly saw your photo the next day all over the internet and facebook of yourself lying on the ground in pain and covered in blood?...
That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
laugh-addict: and you’re just sitting there like
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang I wouldn’t be surprised Woah woah woah, that means whA T HEADCANON ACCEPTED Can we please not forget about this? Wait then what if i cannot accept this and.. I think the artists do it on purpose to fuck with us.
laugh-addict: expectation: reality:
a slut in my class was talking out loud then this...
slut: omg my jaw hurts
quietest kid in class: then stop sucking dick
When you're procrastinating your homework
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
That awesome moment when your english class...
3 Strikes and You're In ☪: Pick a word that begins... →
Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name: graceful Have you ever been in handcuffs? lol no Have you ever caught anything on fire? yeah Are you bipolar? nowadays it seems like everyone is lol How long is your hair when it’s wet? long. What was the last thing you took a bite of? nothing. i’m on a juice cleanse. last day!!! What are you wearing on your feet? ...
yay relationship survey from katie! →
1. Are looks important in a relationship? of course 2. Are relationships ever worth it? sometimes 3. Are you a virgin? no 4. Are you in a relationship? yes 5. Are you in love? yes 6. Are you single this year? no 7. Can you commit to one person? depends on the person but the person who i’m with now yes 8. Describe your crush michael cera :) 9. Describe your perfect mate the one i have...
Day 1 of juice cleanse
starting to get rough….
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles..... →
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
sometimes life really is just too fucking hard.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear,...
whoever used to watch RUGRATS when they were...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/the-18-sassiest-things-ever-said-by-angelica-on-rugrats currently dying
Grammy's 2013 - The Classroom
Santa: Mumford and son's two for you
Santa: Black Keys? FOUR FOR YOU BLACK KEYS YOU GO BLACK KEYS!
Santa: Miguel? Do we have a Miguel here? Oh Miguel here you go.
Taylor swift: Uhm..
Santa: AND NONE FOR TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT BYE.