June 2011
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ted: I’ll never set my foot in new jersey again, unless I’m going to see a giants game or flying out of Newark or god forbid disposing of a body. lily: ted if you murder me and bury me in new jersey, I’ll haunt you forever. ted: but if I murder you and bury you somewhere else? lily: meh. I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.
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You know you're from NYC when...
1.You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. 2.You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. 3.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map. 4.Hookers and the homeless are invisible. 5.The...
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When you watched a very nice love story movie and...
“Why am I single?!”…;
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Day 16: Something you always think "what if..."...
What if I had never moved to Beijing
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I post way too many of these cartoon things...
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Day 15: Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it...
Aries! About Your Sign…
Aries The spring equinox, March 21, is the beginning of the new zodiacal year and Aries, the first sign, is therefore that of new beginnings. The young ram is adventurous, ambitious, impulsive, enthusiastic and full of energy. The Arian is a pioneer both in thought and action, very open to new ideas and a lover of freedom. They welcome challenges and will not be...
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When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier...
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY, WTF AM I?
"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you...
And I’m like:
WHO ARE YOU??
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Day 14: What you wore today
A purple-ish and black dress and sandals and a brownish shrug
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Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
You:
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Day 13: Your opinion on your body and how...
I’m relatively comfortable with my body. I guess I could be skinnier but I hate working out and I would rather not be extremely muscular since I don’t like muscles… I’m pretty short but its okay because then I can wear awesomely high heels!
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When you accidently click on something scary.
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The moment you accidentally hit your nails after...
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Day 12: Five guys whom you find attractive
1. Michael Cera
2. Adam Brody
3. Andrew Garfield
4. John Mayer
5. Hayden Christenson
That moment when you and your friend walk past...
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When I go to hang out with my guy friends
Parent’s expectations:
Reality:
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The horror of getting a "clean" utensil out of the...
WHICH LAZY ASSHOLE IN THIS HOUSE WASHED THE DISHES!?!?
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When you find out that your parents are going away for the weekend:
The first time you hear a strange noise:
“OMG, I’M GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED!!!!!!”
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That terrifying moment when you see that someone...
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Days... (Harry Potter edition)
When you hate everyone and everything
When everything is wonderful and beautiful:
When you just don’t give a damn:
When you want to die:
When you find someone lovely to have a conversation with (new or old friend):
When some prick/bitch breaks your heart:
When your friends try to cheer you up:
When all your friends don’t invite you out with a group:
When you feel forever...
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Day 11: Your family
Me, mom, dad, 2 dogs.
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In the hallways at school
You have…
The popular girls:
The popular guys:
The sluts:
The pervs:
The nerds:
The guidos:
The stoners:
That awkward PDA couple:
That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class:
The socially awkward kids:
That kid wit da swag:
That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous:
And then theres me:
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That moment when your friends saw your crush,
and they looked back at you…
And then you’re like…
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Day 10: Put your music player on shuffle and write...
1. Revolver by Madonna Ft. Lil Wayne
2. I Am Not A Whore by LMFAO
3. Friends, Lovers or Nothing by John Mayer
4. Pass Out by Chris Brown
5. Goin’ Down by Three Days Grace
6. Untouchable by Taylor Swift
7. Graduation Day by Kanye West
8. Tomorrow Never Knows by The Beatles
9. Move Along by The All-American Rejects
10. Eh, Eh by Lady Gaga
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trying to seduce your crush...
timedaymonthyear:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
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