Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
cosmo tip #249
when he`s having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
When your dvd player says 'no disc' when there is...
When you get a higher score than the smartest... →
WHEN I BLAME MY FRIENDS FOR GETTING ME WASTED
When my mom tries to wake me up at morning
is why i cannot stand isb people. some people really need to get a fucking life and stop making up bullshit rumors. fucking hell…
If I Text A Person In The Same Room as Me
I stare at them until they get it
When People Stop In The Middle of a Hallway
When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but...
when you get an A on a paper you did the night...