July 2012
5 tags
Women's basketball
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
Tom Daley showering in a speedo oh sweet Jesus...
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Turning in ask questions thingy into a survey...
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
yes
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
taken
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
thanks?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
in a way yeah
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
maybe ;)
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
everything!!!!!!
7: Do you want to be single?
nope
8: Did you...
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they...
And i’m over here like
NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
“Let food cool 5 minutes before eating.”
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
just waiting for a boyfriend
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
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i would sell my soul to kris jenner
so faboosh
